June 2011
That awkward moment when you rub your eyes and...
thedevilsrepollo:
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this doesn’t apply to me but it’s hilarious. lmao
all the fucking time when i go out and im drunk
Watchthiswillnotdefineus:
I cant handle this kid, he’s so funny.
he just said nigga and brittney spears in the same sentence while wearing a nikki minaj shirt. what has the world come to
can you just die plz
I dont like seeing you in person so obviously I don’t want to see you on my dash ok. Don’t reblog my shit, Don’t even look at my tumblr.
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Everyone I went to middle school with and freshman/sophomore year with are getting ready for senior portraits and they already had junior ring ceremony and they get to do the whole big graduation thing and its making me feel like shit cause I wanted to do all that shit as dumb as it sounds. It hurts more to know my mom wishes that she could see me do all that just like she did. I should have just...
In desperate need
of a girls day to just get pampered. I feel like shit ok..
Looking at everyones EDC pictures
and I dont know but Everyone looks so dirty and trashy And Idk it just grosses me out haha. I went in ‘08 and everyone just looked a lot cleaner. I’m seeing a lot of gut too hahafhafhahaha. I’m sorry but if your gonna be walking around in some booty shorts and a bra make sure you at least suck your shit in or at least wear a corset people. Oh lawd.
expresstophresh:
It’s that feeling that a girl can provide you that the homies can’t. It’s that sense of.. I don’t know what to call it. It’s not love but it’s this comfortable feeling, that feeling that is soo.. fuck. I don’t know. It’s that type of feeling that well, shit. Lets just keep this post at that.
counterfeitgod-deactivated20111 asked: got a favorite mascara ?
I wanna caress those hips
I wanna kiss those lips now
tupapirolk replied to your post: I can hearLmfao, “So I went over there and threw one of her speakers at her head and now my moms pissed cause she won’t get off the floor”
ahahahahha you girls are crazy!
She already knows I’m crazy lmao she shoulda been prepared if she was gonna be talking all that shit. Hah
just-indulge replied to your post: I can hearmy mom needs to read this, so she know that me and my sisters aren’t the only ones who throw things at each other. lmao
Lmao i bet a lot of sisters do it
yourealwaysnaked asked: hahahahahaha! you threw a speaker at her head?
I can hear
My sister talking shit about me in the other room cause earlier I asked her nicely to give me my brothers head phones cause she has her own and she got all pissed for no reason? So I went over there and threw one of her speakers at her head and now my moms pissed cause she won’t get off the floor…… I REGRET NOTHING. My whole life I’ve been plotting to brutally murder her...
See your drunk friend hooking up with someone...
wildthingggg:
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ambitiousgirrl:
LOL rebloggin cause this is funny
That’s a good friend indeed.
fuck
Idk why
But I just remembered how I asked my man to talk dirty to me through text and he was like ‘let me take a shit on your chest. Is that dirty enough?’ lmaoooo He ruined my horny- ness that day. Never going to ask him to do that again. I don’t know why I just remembered it, this was a pointless post but w.e ok die
midnightlaughs said: umm no mothafucking surprises plzz i’ll kill you…
I haven’t even been having sex sadly -.- haha
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what the fuck
I haven’t gotten my god damn period and theres only one more fucking day in the month? but last month I got it late and it ended on the fourth of this month so does that mean thats my period for the month? I don’t know if that made sense but yea I’m confused. 0.e
cindyjack said: dont you wish you never died that shitt! ughh
yes! omg dying it black was the biggest mistake ever. my natural hair color is light so my head is like two different colors right now. i want it light again. );
I want
my hair color to lighten up already but I don’t want to bleach it or strip the color cause thats gonna fuck my hair. fuck being a girl thooo.
Omg I'm so sad
The guy that does my families tattoos for free is leaving to Mexico for a year in August. I gotta tryyyyyyy to get at least one more before he leaves ); ugh. so butthurt.
The Ghetto Commandments
benibaybee:
I. If Thou Art A Bitch Ass Nigga,Thou Shalt Not Breathe II. Puff Puff Giveth III. Thou Shalt Not Snitch IV. Thou Shalt Not Loveth Thy Hoe V. Thou Shalt Not Knock The Hustle VI. Real Shalt Recognize Real VII. Thou Shalt Not Pop Bottles On Models VIII. It’s No Fun If The Homies Giveth None VIIII. Never Covet Thy Neighbors Bitch X. Fuck The Police
wildthingggg:
lowredeyes:
wildthingggg:
Was excited for tomorrow but now I’m pretty sure only ze guys are going because the girls I kick it with, I only see in the weekends when we fucking drink. We never seem to kick it otherwise, which sucks but can’t make em do shit. I’m in such a shit mood I’m really not looking forward to shit anymore.
can you text me dynastys address? i think im...
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wildthingggg:
Was excited for tomorrow but now I’m pretty sure only ze guys are going because the girls I kick it with, I only see in the weekends when we fucking drink. We never seem to kick it otherwise, which sucks but can’t make em do shit. I’m in such a shit mood I’m really not looking forward to shit anymore.
can you text me dynastys address? i think im going but alone lol
